It Started With A 1000 Year Flood

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Doesn’t it always! I still remember hearing about the “state of emergency” declared on the town next to us and thinking, wow, and hardly no rain here! How about that! Yeah, how about that. That night, it rained and rained. And rained. Rained is a sorry verb, it actually hammered bullet-ized water drops until I couldn’t sleep. So, I got up and watched the coulee (mini-river or extremely glorified ditch) and that little bastard rose like a cho-cho with a lycan libido. By noon the next day, it was still hammering. With two feet away from water entering the home, we … Continue reading

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Chances Are Catfishes

I had copied and pasted much of the post from the pandering defecations of Kyle Asspile and did a lengthy commentary on it. Then I removed all of it because it was a huge waste of time and space. I’ll sum it up with this one picture and a follow up with the moral of the story. The End     Moral of this whole Catfish story is this. Kyle formed a lot of assumptions and presented them as facts by doing one wrong thing. He based his deductions all on a Chances Are. Chances aren’t facts. And if you … Continue reading

KYLE WITH THE ASS-PILES FUCKPANTS

Was going to post this as a comment on Sloane Howell‘s post and then thought wait one goddamn minute. I can USE this drama to help sell some books!!! Oh boy, I’m going to rack up.   Please don’t watch too closely as I use this cute little gimmick called “writing” It’s this thing they’re going around doing lately, writing stories, posing as authors. Selling books and stuff. Yes, it’s no secret I’m one of these great schemers. Clears throat.   —-   (Staring in the mirror, face twisting with epic drama) “GOD DAMMIT Logan!!! JUST OUT OF THE GATE … Continue reading

MY HARD LIMIT IN A BOOK

    A so called hero that likes hurting women. Degrading them. Using their body. Keeping them solely for their selfish pleasures.   By Webster’s dictionary standards, this is not a hero.   By Lucian’s dictionary standards, this is a coward. A little cockroach bitch cunt. This is a collection of moldy, pissyfied dust particles hiding in a suit of pwelly skin.   We’ve all had the pleasure of knowing somebody like this in real life. Not a single one of us would recommend our daughters to them for dating. Or anybody else’s. Not a one of us would say, … Continue reading

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  Last Day For ‪#‎Free‬ Mercy: A Dark Erotica Snippet   “Hurry Miss Mercy before I take without permission.”   Her arousal with that threat woke more new needs in him he’d not had before. He usually liked taking control to give pleasure with pain, never just pleasure. Sade sat up slowly, already knowing. He would make good on that threat now.   “Sade,” she gasped, watching him carefully. “I thought I was…”   “Changed my mind.”   “To… what?”   “I think you know.”   She let out several breaths and slowly walked in reverse until the wall was … Continue reading

  • Note:

    I usually refer to males as the more dominant and females as the more submissive. The intention is NOT to say that ALL relationships should fit that pattern. My relationship experience is with male dominant, female submissive arrangements and that is the only sort of relationship I have firsthand knowledge about.